my entire life is just me “winging it”
(Source: hyperbolequeen)
You don’t truly know someone until you see how they react to their bag of chips getting stuck in a vending machine.
― Julian Wilson (via keah-odair)
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle


